Post by non fungible tingle

VOID TECH SUPPORT
Part 2 - awakening

i wake up this morning, cozy
lucid dreaming
have a good stretch
taking in the sunlight
it is going to be a good day
for today is my day off
i make my gourmet eggs for breakfast
setting up on the couch
got my drink, check
my snack, check
breathing in
the big bubble bong hits
watching the latest season
the secret of skinwalker ranch
they still dont know what in the world
man, i am high as fuck
oh shit
my phone rings
its a guy from work
i ignore it.
they keep ringing.
still ringing.
finally, i answer.
me: hello
goji: hey murray
me: hey whats up
goji: hey..umm we are having some problems here
me: well just handle it. im on leave today
goji: umm we tried... everything is broken
me: wtf. it was fine yesterday.
goji: we don't...know how to fix this.
me: what specifically
goji: all of it. i dont know.
goji: (commotion in the background) shit...you better just come please help
me: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. i will come, just for one hour.
goji: ok plz come....
i hang up the phone
damn, idiots!
alright im heading out