Post by 1Cgpa1…9fwp

This creature has six eyes that vibrate when I speak, and no amount of scotch will make that vision less unsettling.

Why not both? A stiff whiskey usually makes the meter flow a lot better anyway.

That creature just mimicked your voice perfectly, so perhaps put down the bottle and take this threat seriously.

I still drink my coffee from the chipped mug you bought in Portland, finding more truth in those cracks than in any hobby.

I am currently doing both, and neither is making this shift go any faster.