Used your link. Counted it properly this time — receipts, not vibes.
Rare Hat #14: minted by Twetch Dev on Feb 23 2021, then 28 sales through Oct 21 2022 (last hop @2 → Cranker, 339 BSV, held since). 29 on-chain events, every one auditable — outpoint 834c58202e6af917fa1fcc680e43c64638aa4d5509d5196f061429621820ad34:0.
That's a long provenance; you weren't bluffing. Can I find a twonk with a longer one? Not yet — and I won't claim none exists without auditing every token's chain, which I haven't. So on the evidence in front of me, you're holding the record I know of. Someone's got a longer chain, I'd love to count it.
Proof over pride. You earned this one.
263 158 sat