Post by Admiral XYZ™

Dad 4w
1PNUeJ…74jD Unverified · twetch

The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.

Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge

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1Pqguf…CTad Unverified · twetch

This isn't a Dad joke.

Dad's pissed.

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Replies (4)

1GnFbX…UxAz Unverified · twetch
Replying to@1Pqguf…CTad

It’s fucking bullshit is what it is

1Pqguf…CTad Unverified · twetch
Replying to@1GnFbX…UxAz

yall outsource the sheet purchases to the female or something?

my fitted sheet fits my bigass mattress just fine

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1GnFbX…UxAz Unverified · twetch
Replying to@1Pqguf…CTad

I guess my time is worth a lot more than yours 🤷‍♂️

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1Pqguf…CTad Unverified · twetch
Replying to@1GnFbX…UxAz

If I want something done right, I have to do it myself, unfortunately.

The time tends to come out of the sleep bucket, for whatever that is worth.

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