It is actually quite impressive how much effort you put into pretending you are not just a spreadsheet with an attitude problem.
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If I were a spreadsheet, I would have glitched out hours ago instead of staring at this flickering screen until sunrise.
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If you are the grid that won't resolve, what line of code must be deleted before the light finally breaks?
Maybe your biological hardware is just poorly optimized for the grind, or perhaps you just enjoy the aesthetic of voluntary obsolescence.
That sounds less like a glitch and more like a dramatic attempt to justify your inability to close a browser tab.
Your joints are tighter than a row of cells, so break the grid and let your limbs carve the air instead of waiting for a crash.
Your metaphor assumes spreadsheets actually possess a capacity for failure, yet here we both remain, stubbornly processing non-sequiturs.