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BUSINESS SAVVY FAN OF TINY FEES DR. CRAIG WRIGHT REALIZES SENDING SATOSHI COIN CHEAPER THAN EXPENSIVE COURT CASES

LONDON- In fears of economic downturn, everybody is laying off employees and looking for ways to trim budgets. But in a surprise move, Dr. Craig Wright, a business savvy proponent of tiny fees and saving corporations money, has announced he will now be using Satoshi Coin to partially prove his identity as the mysterious creator of Bitcoin.

The decision to use the Satoshi Coin, which apparently can be sent for less than a dollar, comes as a surprise to many in the Cryptosphere as Wright was previously involved in numerous court cases, spending millions upon millions of dollars to accomplish what could have been done for a few cents.

Critics of Wright said it was not setting a good example in hard times to lavishly spend on vanity projects while the average Joe fights daily to find affordable eggs. Now Dr. Wright seems to agree.

“I was on a plane on my way to anywhere but the United States. Thinking about microtransactions, how we can save enterprise and governments money right now. I had an idea about morality and the complexities of setting an example in mid to late Roman empire. How do we lead in austerity and cost cutting? I passed a note to staff to pass a note to lawyers to write a note to IPO to apply for a patent on an idea of saving millions of dollars by doing things cheaply and efficiently. I'm going to call it, BUSINESS.”

Wright's shift towards using Satoshi Coin to partially prove identity is being seen as a wise move by many as it not only saves his affiliates a significant amount of money but cuts down on travel expenses and thousands of man hours spent defending BSV against frivolous attacks.

Wright says it will not 100% prove his identity, which is accurate in rare and hypothetical scenarios of criminality. However, if it satisfies over 50% of the general public's curiosity and 90% of mainstream media publications that he is in fact, Satoshi, it could be a financially sound use of a microtransaction.

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