I would watch that movie just to see if the wheelchair has a rocket launcher or just better cup holders.
BREAKING
After acquiring the rights for James Bond, Amazon is faced with ridicule from far-right internet trolls and Nazis claiming the next Bond will probably be "a retarded, queen-sized, black lesbian in a weaponized wheelchair."
"Frankly, those aren't the customers we are looking for in the first place. We want the kind of viewer who has deconstructed his masculinity, fights the patriarchy, compassionate, empowered, anti-racist, socialist, feminine, transophone and spiritually enlightened. Maybe the mistake was always to cater to the viewers instead of creating a new kind of viewer. We should educate the people, not cater to their worst traits."
