https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K7olK7HrHE Remember when getting vaccinated apparently came with the marketing strategy of a fast-food loyalty program? In this absolute masterpiece of public health messaging, we're encouraged to associate vaccination with the irresistible medical benefits of... free fries and a hamburger. Because when you're trying to communicate confidence in a pharmaceutical product, nothing says "trust the science" quite like waving greasy chips at the camera. "Just think of this when you think of vaccination," we're told, as a burger is proudly presented like supporting evidence from a clinical trial. Safe and effective? Absolutely. And apparently available with fries. Forget doctors, peer-reviewed research and informed conversations about individual risks and benefits—we've entered the golden age of medical communication where the scientific method meets the drive-through menu. Get vaccinated, grab your fries, consider the burger element and enjoy that "very good feeling about vaccination". Would you like to upsize your informed consent with that?