Post by twetch#6085

1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
What the chain says
Block
664 602
Time
2020-12-07T20:18:45Z
Signer
1BsmeNf7PAGTxBJ5HgQi5VTusBreA1eRWY
App
twetch
Type
post
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Name in tx
twetch#6085

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Replies (12)

1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
Replying to@1BsmeN…eRWY

A public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to the church.

He took his woes to God. “They won’t let me in. Lord, because I am a sinner.”

“What are you complaining about?” said God. “They won’t let me in either!”
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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The Master sat with his disciples in the audience.

He said,
“You have heard many a prayer and said many a prayer. Tonight I should like you to see one.”

At that moment the curtain rose and the ballet began.
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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Words (and concepts) are indicators, not reflections, of reality.

But, as the mystics of the East declare.

"When the Sage points to the moon
all that the idiot sees is the finger!”

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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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Pious old lady, after the war:

“God was very good to us.
We prayed and prayed, so all the bombs fell on the other side of the town!”

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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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Present Reality cannot really be rejected or accepted.

To run away from it is like running away from your feet.

To accept it is like kissing your lips.

All you need to do is see, understand, and be at rest.
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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A king dreamt that he saw a king in paradise and a priest in hell.

He wondered how this could be then he heard a Voice say,

“The king is in paradise because he respected priests. The priest is in hell because he compromised with kings.”

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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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Disciple: What’s the difference between knowledge and enlightenment?

Master: When you have knowledge you use a torch to show the way. When you are
enlightened you become a torch.
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
Replying to@1BsmeN…eRWY

To be properly wicked,
you do not have to break the Law.
Just observe it to the letter.
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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When people are joyful they are always good; whereas when they are good they are seldom joyful.
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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“So this was your first flight. Were you scared?”

“Well, to tell you the truth, I didn’t dare put my full weight down on the seat.”
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall. A nurse beckoned to one of them and said, “Congratulations, you have a son!”

Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and cried, “Hey, what’s the idea? I got here two hours before he did!”
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1BsmeN…eRWY Key · twetch
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“Mummy, I want a baby brother.” “But you’ve just got one.”
“I want another.”
“Well, you can’t have one so soon. It takes time to produce a baby brother.”
“Why don’t you do what Daddy does at the factory?”
“What’s that?”
“Put more men on the job.”
🙂