Elron Scubbard Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

It's not a personal notebook though. It's a community of potential billionaires with multi-million dollar advertising space. Some people may end up muting you that actually don't want to, because you clog up their feed. I don't want to have to scroll through your personal notebook every time I catch up on Twetch news. Does that make sense? Why are you giving away ideas for free elsewhere? Why not reserve your best output for the people here on Twetch, that can give you instant monetary feedback? I'm begging you, please condense the most important information about yourself and your areas of expertise. Pin it at the top of your profile for a couple days and see what kind of response you get.

Bro, what are you here trying to accomplish? Look how many posts you have that get 0 likes or branches. That's a tragedy. I know how it feels because I've had plenty of posts like that as well. That means we're not respecting our own time. We have the energy and brainpower, but we're not directing it at the right things. We need to treat these accounts like million dollar advertising space. Every post should be supremely precious because that's how you give people the most possible value without wasting their time. Instead of verbal diarrhea, we should all be attempting to have verbal constipation. Guard our wisdom and make people pay for the privilege of interacting with us. The worst thing that happened to Twetch was that it got too cheap. Tell us about yourself and what you will do in exchange for Bitcoin. Add a photo every once in a while. Distill all the most important things you have to say and put it in a pinned post. These are my suggestions as a troll, but also as someone that wants all of us to succeed here.

Segwit did prevail though, because the BTC mob is unified and we aren't. Twetch devs care more about providing infrastructure for our enemies, because they're so desperate for cash. Do you think that handle has any significance to 99.9% of people on Twetch? Would you agree the entire point of restoring the original protocol was to enable casual p2p transactions? If someone introduced themselves as a series of numbers and letters at a party, would you be inclined to do business with them, or even be able to remember their name after a few days?
I'm not saying you should change it or I have all the answers, but I worry that some of our autistic and individualistic tendencies, could prevent us from providing the most possible value to each other. If you've been in Bitcoin for 10 years like I have, you should be frustrated that we still don't have a functional marketplace. My whole purpose here is to get people to realize that we don't have to wait around for Creg or the Twetch team to rescue us. We can build the parallel economy right now, by just advertising our skills, services, and products. At the end of the day, if BSV gets to $40K per coin, but we still have to swap out for fiat to buy all the essentials of life, then we really haven't accomplished anything.

I'm not sure if you were interested in joining the Church of Fronktology, but you're gonna have to step up your game if you want to provide a stable home for these impressionable young fronks. First things first, the Twitter and OW links in your profile gotta go. Fronktology members are expressly forbidden from promoting inferior products like Twitter or shitcoins like BTC. We only fuck with Twetch and big blocks in this Church. We'd prefer that members not use Twitter at all, but at the very least, they should pin a post promoting Twetch at the top. Gotta set a good example for the youngsters. Also, your background image should be related to what you do for a living. May I suggest something like this? The whole idea is to condense all the most important info about ourselves at the top of our profile, so we can be more useful to the community.

Also, could you respond to this post with a little more detail about your skillset or qualifications with blueprints or design and an example of a type of question that you could help with? Do you fuck with CAD and Photoshop? Do you charge by the hour or project? Let's see some photos of whatever Twonks you got for sale. You never know who might be interested. You've already got a kickass fronk as your pfp, so you nailed that part.

I hereby donate these little bastards to the Church of Fronktology. They are too much of a burden for one man. One of these 12 fronks will be given to a Church member on the 20th of each month, beginning in February and ending on Jan 20, 2024. If any of these fronks sell before they are given away, the proceeds will be DISTRIBUTED EQUALLY amongst the members. TO BE A MEMBER in good standing, you must meet the following requirements:

1.) Branch this post and follow my account.
2.) If you still use Twitter, please pin a post that promotes Twetch and repent from your wicked ways.

The Church elders ask that your Twetch profile should conform to these specifications:
1.) Pick an easy to remember name that you can stick with and a background image that represents something relevant about yourself or what you have to offer the community.
2.) List the basic geographic area you are in (state, country) and which languages you speak or code in.
3.) List any areas of expertise that you'd be willing to give advice about.
4.) Pinned at the top of your Twetch feed, should be at least one item or service that you'd be willing to trade in exchange for Bitcoin. It could be an NFT, or a beanie baby, or automotive advice, but just make sure to specify what the price is (unless it's free) and give relevant information about shipping costs and options if they apply. If you have a business to promote, please include a website link in this same pinned post.
If you believe your profile is in compliance with all these conditions and you would like to help me find loving homes for these orphaned fronks, DM me and I will give you a member number if I agree you've made a reasonable effort. Thank you for your attention. God bless Twetch.