Elron Scubbard Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch
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barfor 2.8y

Merry Christmas all

just wanted to get this out in case twetch is down for the next 24-48 hours

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Failure is impossible as long as we have you two brilliant gentlemen on board. It would be nice to get you guys back on Youtube though, to accelerate our inevitable world domination. People need a consistent place where they can reach you guys in order to increase connectivity. It's simply a matter of aligning incentives and placing carrots in front of the right people at the right time. 🥕🐇

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Welcome. You must be new here. That's just part of the charm around here. Nothing works, because the creators are too dumb, poor, or compromised to get their shit together. We still love them anyway though, because of what they showed us was possible. 💚

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

The year in review for the average Twetch user.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Daniel, where are you reachable these days? As the de facto center of the network, I think it would be beneficial for you to make yourself available for answering questions in exchange for appropriate compensation at regular intervals during the week. If you happen to see anything in my Etsy shop that you like, please let me know. I'd like to weaponize all my resources in the service of accelerating hyperbitcoinization, and it would be great to bounce some ideas off of you.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I made the best fucking meme, but I can't even get it to load. Are there image format, size, or shape requirements that I'm unaware of?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

My post finally went through on the 5th try and multiple refreshes!! We're back in business baby!!

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

20% discount if paying with BSV. No longer accepting eggs or fronks for obvious reasons.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Wen apology for pumping twonks, shitcoins, and green checks before you had a stable platform? We believed in you guys. You could've at least bought us dinner before fucking us so hard. I never received or requested a single airdrop, FYI… just assumed Twetch wouldn't implode, but I guess that was too much to ask.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Why do you say cryptofights disappeared? Their website is up. You mean not as many people are using it anymore?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

10 years. Didn't you get the company memo?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I desire maximum pain... that's why I'm a BSV and Twetch user, of course. In all seriousness though, I read the FAQ on your site and it mostly makes sense, but the one glaring problem is that it has no traffic. Kind of a similar issue with Twetch. We can make all the costly signals we want, but if the transmitter is buried at the bottom of the ocean, I don't see how that helps.
I would also push back a little on your use of the term handicap. Muscles are an honest sign of fitness, but I wouldn't consider them a handicap. Peacock feathers seem costly, but they also serve an important defensive role, by helping to confuse and frighten predators. Ideally, what we really want is to send the loudest signal possible that's appealing to our mates, frightening to our enemies, and costs us very little, right? I'm thinking something like a digital flash mob, but that requires coordination, which we seem to be severely lacking at the moment. If Twetch was reliable, we could just buy traditional ad space to bring people here, but I'm not even sure if that's a good idea until all the bugs are fixed. There must be some practical steps we can take now though to get better organized.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Well that was an unexpected surprise. I'll do my best to give that ugly bastard a loving and stable home. What I'd really like to figure out though, is how we can leverage these twonks to bring in new users.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

@742 Are you sure that Elon guy still works here? Maybe you could find out how much money they want for this place, so some new management can help it reach its fullest potential. There oughta be some kind of VIP concierge service for loyal Twetch paypigs.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

When Twetch exclusive auctions?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch
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Kurt 🦧 2.9y

Oh hey! Twetch is working again!

I love it here.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Is there an email we could reach you at if Twetch ever becomes unusable?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

What actually happened on the mint day? I missed it by a few hours because of work. Was there some kind of drama with the artist backing out, or was it just technical glitches as usual?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

These are my cartel holdings. No exotics unfortunately.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Just out of curiosity, what keeps you coming back to buy twonks when you don't really use the platform anymore? I would think you of all people would have a vested interested in keeping this place from becoming a ghost town.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I guess I should've known that since I already follow that guy. Apparently he hasn't logged in in many months though. Kinda sad that he didn't even bother to check in for his own mint. I guess he had better things to do. 🤷‍♂️

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

It's in the Apu marketplace

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

What kind of benefits you offering? Dental, paid vacations?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

@24 Have you done any interviews lately? If so, where are they being posted? I'd be interested to hear your thoughts on locking and how it might be used to accelerate hyperbitcoinization. You had mentioned getting your Youtube channel back up and running. Would it be possible to commission video responses on certain topics? I feel like a lot of people want to help Bitcoin grow but aren't really sure what the best way to go about it is. How can we become more effective Bitcoin evangelists? /pay @24 $5

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Hey Randy, I was wondering if you guys could give more updates on here about Ordinals or whatever you're working on in the outside world. It gets lonely in here. Please don't make me get back on Twitter to stay informed. 🙏The vibe is so much better in here.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch
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DEEPTHAWTZ 2.9y

Thanks to twetch I was able to expose my art to an international audience and now I can honestly say I have art collectors in 7 different countries. Sounds impressive on an artist bio!

Thanks everyone who bought some fine art over the years I really appreciate it

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

We miss you, buddy. Don't be such a stranger. Do you think maybe you could give us loyal users a roadmap to what you see on the horizon for Twetch in 2024? Should we expect things to get better, or is that just wishful thinking? I know you've been busy with Ordinals and I appreciate that you guys have kept the lights on here for us, but when are we gonna get this place jumping again?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

That's a sweet ride. Do you know who the artist is? Let me know if you're interested in trading for an exotic fronk. I've got the astronout and hypnotist.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

The only thing holding Twetch back is the tech. This is an incredible place, even when it barely works.