Elron Scubbard Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I was referring to a marketplace for actual goods and services, not imaginary shitcoin tokens. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I do love a good neckbeard, but there's only one Satoshi... and if you're on Twetch, you already know who that is. By all means, promote shitcoins if you want, so long as you use BSV to do it.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

It's an important distinction, because Stefan is still largely oblivious to the Bitcoin saga.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

If you're still holding BTC, you should definitely panic. The clock is ticking.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I'm ashamed to say I still don't have a streamanity account, but I should have that rectified by the end of the day.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I left my egg unattended for 5 minutes and now it's making strange noises. Should I contact customer service, or is this normal?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

For some reason, the Frog might also be wearing a Zorro mask and spurs?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Retired from what? Being a legend? As far as I can tell, you might be the best asset Twetch has. I'm torn between wanting to highlight the obvious benefits of BSV based platforms, versus just trolling the shit out of BTC clowns.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

One idea that just came to mind was a vision of Elon riding a puny BTC rocket that crashes into the ocean, versus a Twetch frog cruising on a massive BSV rocket that flies circles around the moon before moving on to Mars and beyond.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Thanks for the heads up.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Is there an actual BSV marketplace yet, for things besides eggs and tendies?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I never did trust those prickly bastards.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Scale quietly, but carry a big tendie?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Don't be fooled... full insertion is not required for incubation.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

That's good to hear. I hope they consider hiring you full time. Do you have anything suitable for a 5 or 10 second Youtube spot?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Does Twetch even have a marketing department? I want to see Climacus GIFs on every social media platform. ASAP.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I have no idea what this is, but I'm pumped!

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Nice. Out of curiosity, how would that transaction work? What happens if they send the money and you don't follow through? Is their a hotline where they could complain to Craig?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

You'll need a hair sample from the troll and a splash of frog juice. Stir counterclockwise for 6 seconds and voila! Troll toll removed.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

How about 4.20 BSV?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch
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Craig's WiFi Pineapple break-in Bitcoin theft takes an incredible turn that three different security companies had a breakdown at the same time. Who can break into a secure house without camera recording history normally only state hackers but which state?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Fun fact: I went to the same high school as Tony Pompliano. I'd be happy to school him in a debate, or annihilate him in a cage match... whichever would bring less shame to his family.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

For those needing further clarification...

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Guys, I checked into it, and it turns out Craig only has 26 degrees, and not 27. What a fraud!

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Let the Twitter rats feast on Kraft singles. We need all hands on deck here.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I'm ashamed that I ever doubted you. Please forgive me kind sir.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Talk is cheap motherf*ckers, but it's about to get more expensive.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

The prophecy has been fulfilled, my frens.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

The Pump > The Pamp. ...Any questions?