nothing activates the fight or flight response like the 10-minute reminder for a meeting
Lemonschweppes1 Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.
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Mood atm: baking myself in the sun in a bikini getting a nice dark tan ☀️😎
Friday morning thoughts while I lay in bed on my day off. My biggest regret in life is not having a dumb hidden talent that can get me millions of followers on tiktok
idk who needs to hear this but submit that PTO request
it's cool that bars aren't required to sell food with alcohol anymore but just know that I will still want mozzarella sticks every time I go out
/pay @49717 $1 for the laughs 😎😂
/pay @bonotho $1 for the laughs
/pay @bonotho $1 to keep the laughs coming
Welcome to Twetch @49786! Twetch and be merry!!! ✨
Welcome to Twetch @49789! I expect two plumlees after this 😎😅
Welcome to Twetch @49771! Get to twetchinggg ✨🍀
Katy Perry really said, “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” in 2010 and we all like “wow ya I really do”
I wonder if the creators of zoom are proud of the fact they made the worlds most triggering sound when someone zooms u
Welcome to Twetch @49736! Good to have you ✨🤩
Welcome to Twetch @49721!!!! 💛
Welcome to Twetch @49736! Good to have you 🥰💛
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Everyone always ask, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? But no one ever ask what if the woodchuck wants wants to chuck wood. What if woodchucks want to dance? Follow your dreams woodchuck
Welcome to Twetch @49720!!!! ✨
Welcome to Twetch @49723! 🎉😎✨🤩
Welcome to Twetch @49717! 🤩☀️😇
I’ve tested positive for needing a fucking vacation
ugh just thinking about having to factor in a commute again is nauseating
I can promise you your gf, wife, SOdoes not want heart shape jewelry. If you read this and still think she wants something heart shaped, I am willing to help you find something that isn’t ugly. This is my act of service to my fellow women
also not to be a downer... but is anyone actually doing “well?”
Time flies when you spend the entire day on zoom
Much like a McDonald’s ice cream machine , I do not feel like working today
I really can’t talk the talk or walk the walk but if you need someone to drink the drink then I am allllll yours
Me: shares screen in a zoom setting
My brain: don’t say it
Don’t say it
don’t say it
Me: can everybody see my screen???