Lemonschweppes1 Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

I think I can trace all my anxiety back to the day I started using the word “deck” in a professional setting

Asking for a friend, can we get a vaccine for pollen???

Hunting for vaccine appointments during work is the new online shopping

name a better feeling then going on a date you almost canceled and it ends up being amazing

just in, I am taking a break on my mental health to focus on my career

fun fact this lemon woke up to her first egg nft this morning 😎

no matter how bad things get, I won’t be eating my burger in between two lettuce heads or halves of a bell pepper

my ancestors navigated the ocean using the stars & im over here missing my gps exits with my phone

waxxed and vaxxed is the anthem of summer 2021 baby

my favorite outdoor activity is getting packages from my door and bringing them inside

I have a disease called it’s nice out I’m drinking

At what age do you stop keeping the original box things come in “just in case you might need them in the future”

Guess who’s stimmy comes tomorrow??? Ready for all the vodka sodas

listen up if the weather can’t be nice for more than two days than neither can I

Me: “having an anxiety attack”

My brain: chug the cold brew

daylights savings absolutely wrecked me this weekend , even just one hour difference throws off my whole schedule

good morning to everyone except my casa migos hangover

it’s that time!!!! Friday happy hour! To make it better the north east has finally hit a temp of 60 degrees tonight. Pce love happy hour frandz

My toxic trait is subscribing to the email list for 10% off; not buying anything, then being mad when the company emails me constantly like I didn’t do it to myself

friendly reminder to get your vitamin D in and get outside

maybe for the one year anniversary of the pandemic I’ll try on my jeans

I am dumb ape - wat does this mean

there are 3 things I succeed at:

• opening wine
• pouring wine
• drinking wine

at the age where my hobbies include looking up homes on Zillow I can’t afford and mentally critiquing the layout of the grocery store

happy first birthday to ms covid!!

females will stop for Starbucks before stopping for gas

This is me I am females

patiently Waiting to finally go positive on top shot :)

“How is this person possibly qualifying to get the vaccine right now??” Is the new “how can they possibly afford this luxury vacation???”

it’s been a day, went on a nice 7 mile run this am.... pondering the meaning of life when boom I trip on the sidewalk, proceed to eat straight ass, rip my leggings and gone to the dr for stitches

remember a year ago people were like “DONT TOUCH YOUR FACE”