Zytharros Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

May the Lord clear up all conspiracies, especially those who have snared His followers like a viper’s venom in the dark, and may His light illuminate our path so that any in waiting may be seen as clear as the sun on a summer day.

/trolltoll @29217 $292.17

Only Christ knows for sure. I’ll wait for Him.

I have no patience for Qanon.

Me, a shill. Wow, you don’t know me. I don’t trust the “establishment” as far as I can throw it. I trust Q at the same level. It’s the same old divisive swill over and over, and people on both sides eat it up.

How anyone can pay attention to anything on the crapstorm that is 8kun is beyond me…

Then again, a lot of solid memes were started on 4chan. It stands to reason that 8chan would birth its own little band of crazy.

My gosh. QAnon is a cult.

/trolltoll @14603 $2000

/trolltoll @25 $25

You’d know, wouldn’t you?

/trolltoll @6315 $63.15

8kun.

That explains it all.

This whole 58 spaces nonsense looks like something a conspiracy theorist would believe.

might do you some good idk

I thought it kind of odd that she would tell a telephone to come here when it was already here and she was already talking to it. I wandered back to my meal, puzzled like crazy about this world, paying little heed to the crazy, screaming armadillo.

Unlike the other bipeds walking around, save for about one or two dozen, she was wearing a thin, blue vest with some sort of yellow splash pattern on it. However, I didn’t get a good, full look at it, as I was promptly ordered to follow her.

She then had me follow her to a “phone,” which she proceeded to punch in specific areas very rapidly. She then sternly told the device about a troublemaker (me, I guess? I was just looking for food, after all…) and that “you should come here right now.”

Before I could ask this of anyone, a stout biped that looked like a lumpy armadillo waddled up to me, screaming at the top of her lungs about “wrecking product,” “destroying property,” and a bunch of other incoherent things.

/trolltoll @51413 $514.13

“The earth is flat” is as true as the statement “asbestos is safe.”

Glad to hear your perspective! Always makes me happy to see people with struggles looking at life with such a good outlook!

Skee ball on @852 arcade
/poll [Yes,No,What’s skee ball?,]

…what a silly question.

I wasn’t sure what to think. Dry dirt had always been my favourite food as a cactus, so it should have still been so. But no, my human body despised dirt. I retched over and over, both from disgust and fury. What was I going to eat now? Where was it?

However, as I would come to learn, it was all part of being human, so I started to look for some food. I then followed my nose to a part of the large building we were in that had things that might pass for food. When I dug into it, however, it was gross.

“You’re hungry! Go get some dinner!”

…let me tell you, I know of no greater waste of time than “eating.” Photosynthesis was much more efficient, and I didn’t have to pay attention to some sort of growing canine in my gut just to stay alive.

…“large” T-shirt, and a pair of shoes (the salesperson said I was a “9 1/2,” whatever that means…). When we said thanks and parted ways, I got a curious feeling in my gut. It sounded like a growling coyote, so I stopped him and asked what it meant.

…and, inadvertently, just how sensitive I was when he tried to introduce me to jeans. I’ll spare you the awful details, but good gracious, what a nasty experience!

He then proceeded to buy me my first outfit - a simple pair of black slacks, a blue…