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FED CBDC TAKES CUE FROM ALTCOINS, STARTS BURNING US DOLLAR SUPPLY

In crypto, scarcity rules! You may have heard the phrase “there will only ever be 21 million.” This has been used for a decade by crypto pumpers to imply scarcity makes something more valuable than abundance. Although examples abound that this reasoning is flawed such as with basic necessities like air and water (do you want more air or less air? would you prefer more drinkable water or less?), debates about supply and demand aka “tokenomics” are still all the rage.

You may have heard, “Ethereum can't work as a currency because it has unlimited supply” or “the fed is debasing the currency by printing more dollars.” In fact, the premise of Bitcoin Core (BTC) as a “hedge against inflation” or “hard money” is entirely built on a philosophical foundation that the FED will continue to print unlimited dollars. Moonbois claimed this will drive the price of everything up; a contrast well played over the years by marketeers of a fledgling crypto industry.

But what happens when the narrative is reversed and the FED starts burning the US Dollar supply? We are about to find out! In a joint press conference today, President Biden has given his blessing to Jerome Powell's new, bold CBDC plan called Operation: Kill Inflation.

"We are the new alt coin and it's time for a controlled burn," said Powell.

Earlier last month, developers of Binance and LUNA CLASSIC altcoins had been invited to a roundtable with the President and Fed chiefs. Developers from Binance Smartchain had solved the supply/demand dilemma long ago (in crypto terms) by maintaining a central authority to “burn” supply of tokens. Binance Smart Chain projects like Shibazilla or Elonshugenutscoin can permanently remove unsold supply of a token from circulation if the price drops to the dissatisfaction of holders.

Devs at LUNC had taken this concept a step further, retaining a centralized authority to both burn and mint token supply in real time based on market conditions. The collapse of their stable coin provided key insights as to what to avoid in the CBDC's design. In theory, burning and minting could be done manually, by algos or even artificial intelligence.

Developers from both ecosystems discussed the “possibilities and threats” of cryptocurrency with President Biden. According to an anonymous source, President Biden's team also (conveniently) wanted something trendy to turn around slipping poll numbers since single handedly wrecking 401ks and gas prices across the nation.

Our inside source says Cabinet members were firm with the President that Elon Musk's attempt to build a real civilization that travels through space, accepting cartoon dog money to build the rocketships, could put a nail in his Presidency's coffin if he did not make bold moves.

In response, the President applied what pressure he could to convince the Fed to work with him on an ambitious economic agenda. Details are emerging of the resulting Operation: Kill Inflation but here are some the highlights:

1. Once the dollar goes digital, the Fed is to begin immediately torching one dollar for every dollar collected in taxes until there are only 21 million digital US Dollars total. The Fed believes this will reduce the circulation of dollars by a significant percentage per year until the costs of goods and services are insanely low due to the overproduction of goods and services against the limited supply of dollars.

2. As deflation occurs, if the price of gas hits .99 cents per gallon before the total USCBDC circulation hits 21 million, the President can ask the Fed to revisit the burning program or adjust its parameters.

In summary, both the President and Mr Powell stated that the HODLING of digital USD caused by the knowledge that there will only ever be 21 million USD someday should cause an overabundance of goods and services in the free market, making them affordable for everyone.

They also believe this will get the price of BTC back under control, since inflation had hit cryptocurrencies the hardest, pushing prices as high as $67,000. They foresee the future price of BTC being less than a dollar.

"This should lead to steep discounts on everything and remove wage pressures on US businesses," the President confirmed. President Biden stated to the Press Corp that he is confident this will completely wreck crypto generally, ensuring his legacy as "the guy who made the digital US Dollar the dominant currency of Earth and All of Time and Space."

Your move crypto!

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FED CBDC TAKES CUE FROM ALTCOINS, STARTS BURNING US DOLLAR SUPPLY

In crypto, scarcity rules! You may have heard the phrase “there will only ever be 21 million.” This has been used for a decade by crypto pumpers to imply scarcity makes something more valuable than abundance. Although examples abound that this reasoning is flawed such as with basic necessities like air and water (do you want more air or less air? would you prefer more drinkable water or less?), debates about supply and demand aka “tokenomics” are still all the rage.

You may have heard, “Ethereum can't work as a currency because it has unlimited supply” or “the fed is debasing the currency by printing more dollars.” In fact, the premise of Bitcoin Core (BTC) as a “hedge against inflation” or “hard money” is entirely built on a philosophical foundation that the FED will continue to print unlimited dollars. Moonbois claimed this will drive the price of everything up; a contrast well played over the years by marketeers of a fledgling crypto industry.

But what happens when the narrative is reversed and the FED starts burning the US Dollar supply? We are about to find out! In a joint press conference today, President Biden has given his blessing to Jerome Powell's new, bold CBDC plan called Operation: Kill Inflation.

"We are the new alt coin and it's time for a controlled burn," said Powell.

Earlier last month, developers of Binance and LUNA CLASSIC altcoins had been invited to a roundtable with the President and Fed chiefs. Developers from Binance Smartchain had solved the supply/demand dilemma long ago (in crypto terms) by maintaining a central authority to “burn” supply of tokens. Binance Smart Chain projects like Shibazilla or Elonshugenutscoin can permanently remove unsold supply of a token from circulation if the price drops to the dissatisfaction of holders.

Devs at LUNC had taken this concept a step further, retaining a centralized authority to both burn and mint token supply in real time based on market conditions. The collapse o their stable coin provided key insights as to what to avoid in the CBDC's design. In theory, burning and minting could be done manually, by algos or even artificial intelligence.

Developers from both ecosystems discussed the “possibilities and threats” of cryptocurrency with President Biden. According to an anonymous source, President Biden's team also (conveniently) wanted something trendy to turn around slipping poll numbers since single handedly wrecking 401ks and gas prices across the nation.

Our inside source says Cabinet members were firm with the President that Elon Musk's attempt to build a real civilization that travels through space, accepting cartoon dog money to build the rocketships, could put a nail in his Presidency's coffin if he did not make bold moves.

In response, the President applied what pressure he could to convince the Fed to work with him on an ambitious economic agenda. Details are emerging of the resulting Operation: Kill Inflation but here are some the highlights:

1. Once the dollar goes digital, the Fed is to begin immediately torching one dollar for every dollar collected in taxes until there are only 21 million digital US Dollars total. The Fed believes this will reduce the circulation of dollars by a significant percentage per year until the costs of goods and services are insanely low due to the overproduction of goods and services against the limited supply of dollars.

2. As deflation occurs, if the price of gas hits .99 cents per gallon before the total USCBDC circulation hits 21 million, the President can ask the Fed to revisit the burning program or adjust its parameters.

In summary, both the President and Mr Powell stated that the HODLING of digital USD caused by the knowledge that there will only ever be 21 million USD someday should cause an overabundance of goods and services in the free market, making them affordable for everyone.

They also believe this will get the price of BTC back under control, since inflation had hit cryptocurrencies the hardest, pushing prices as high as $67,000. They foresee the future price of BTC being less than a dollar.

"This should lead to steep discounts on everything and remove wage pressures on US businesses," the President confirmed. President Biden stated to the press corp that he is confident this will completely wreck crypto generally, ensuring his legacy as "the guy who made the digital US Dollar the dominant currency of Earth and all of Time and Space."

Your move crypto!

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CHATGPT AI TECHNOLOGY FINALLY GIVES CRYPTOGRAPHIC POST A NEW CHALLENGER

FLYOVER COUNTRY, USA- CHATGPT is the newest AI technology offering writers a unique opportunity to fight for the writing championship they have long sought after. However, with the help of this new writing tool, the mediocre among us are finally understanding who the true writing elite is.

For years, the writing world has been dominated by elitist halfwits who believed their bank account represented their brains. These individuals were considered the cream of the crop without challenge because they could simply ignore superior talent from the lower classes. Now, AI assistants such as CHATGPT and HAPI can help all writers with research, writing and editing. Yet, even with the help of CHATGPT and AI writing assistants, former elites are still losing battles against the Cryptographic Post

The AI-powered writing assistant has been met with excitement from the upper class writing community, who have been looking for ways to challenge the big D energy of the Cryptographic Post. With the help of AI like HAPI, writers can feel like they have a chance to prove themselves against one man going bareback without artificial assistance.

"I'm happy ChatGPT is here to assist me," said one upper class writer who believed he actually had something to say. "But when I'm getting defeated by The Cryptographic Post while being assisted by an AI, it's too easy for social media to understand who the real cream of the crop is."

ChatGPT and HAPI are revolutionary tools that are sure to shake up the writing process in many ways. Now, writers have a chance to show by proof of work who the true writing elite is. But so far, that seems to be one unassisted brain under the influence of pumpkin beer somewhere in flyover country, USA.

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BREAKING: SUICIDE NOT BEHIND DEATH OF SBF

An autopsy has revealed that the death of Sam "Bank Man" Freed aka SBF was not due to suicide. After an extensive investigation, it has been confirmed that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

An autopsy report received by The Cryptographic Post has revealed that the death of SBF was not due to suicide, despite initial speculation that the incident was a result of self-harm.

The investigation into the death of SBF was conducted by a team of medical professionals from a local coroner's office paid by the family after originally being ruled a suicide by a coroner paid off by any randomly picked 3 Letter Agency. After an extensive analysis of the evidence, it was concluded that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

The new autopsy report stated the cause of death was still undetermined and that further investigation was needed to determine the exact cause of death. They did state however, it definitely was not a suicide in contradiction to the Federal Government's puppet coroner's initial findings.

The family of SBF has expressed gratitude to the medical professionals involved in the investigation and are now focused on finding out what really happened to their loved one. Despite all major propaganda outlets reporting 24 hrs a day, 7 days week in every major airport that he definitely did kill himself, the case of SBF's death is ongoing and anyone with information is urged to come forward.

The Cryptographic Post would like to remind everyone to exercise caution before spreading dangerous conspiracy theories. Misinformation could undermine the very fabric of our "sacred democracy" and Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein and Sam Bankman-Freed have absolutely nothing in common. Also, Kanye West is clearly insane and you should definitely not heart, branch or share this article with your friends.

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BREAKING: SUICIDE NOT BEHIND DEATH OF SBF

An autopsy has revealed that the death of Sam "Bank Man" Freed aka SBF was not due to suicide. After an extensive investigation, it has been confirmed that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

An autopsy report received by The Cryptographic Post has revealed that the death of SBF was not due to suicide, despite initial speculation that the incident was a result of self-harm.

The investigation into the death of SBF was conducted by a team of medical professionals from a local coroner's office paid by the family after originally being ruled a suicide by a coroner paid off by any randomly picked 3 Letter Agency. After an extensive analysis of the evidence, it was concluded that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

The new autopsy report stated the cause of death was still undetermined and that further investigation was needed to determine the exact cause of death. The did state however, it definitely was not a suicide in contradiction to the Federal Government's puppet coroner's initial findings.

The family of SBF has expressed gratitude to the medical professionals involved in the investigation and are now focused on finding out what really happened to their loved one. Despite all major propaganda outlets reporting 24 hrs a day, 7 days week in every major airport that he definitely did kill himself, the case of SBF's death is ongoing and anyone with information is urged to come forward.

The Cryptographic Post would like to remind everyone to exercise caution before spreading dangerous conspiracy theories. Misinformation could undermine the very fabric of our "sacred democracy" and Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein and Sam Bankman-Freed have absolutely nothing in common. Also, Kanye West is clearly insane and you should definitely not heart, branch or share this article with your friends.

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