The Soon Times Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

"They had originally named the Lightning Network “The Lucifer Network” but investors weren’t quite ready for the big reveal, and were also worried about offending The Dark Lord by naming something so shitty after him."

We're on the ground at CoinGeek 2021, still searching to find an attendee that isn't a speaker or paid to be there.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/10/06/search-continues-for-unpaid-coingeek-attendees/

Dr. Murphy has been in contact and assures us he is throwing a few thousand exahashes at the problem, since they were lying around in his spare carriage room.

Sorry about that! Someone else reported the same but we couldn't reproduce the problem.

BREAKING: BSV introduces zero-hash mining

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/24/bsv-introduces-zero-hash-mining/

"TST reached out to TAAL and inquired about the lack of hash. Their representative at first thought we were asking about shredded potatoes served with breakfast."

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/24/bsv-introduces-zero-hash-mining/

"Before the NSA removed the post, bitcoiners shared optimism about the fact that bitcoin constrains the state and the big banks who own all bitcoin companies."

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/16/its-a-good-thing-btc-totally-prevented-global-tyranny/

‘It’s a Good Thing BTC Totally Prevented Global Tyranny’

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/16/its-a-good-thing-btc-totally-prevented-global-tyranny/

BREAKING: Solana Dies of Covid

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/15/solana-dies-of-covid/

It broke many people. But not as much as BSV.

How dare you. We are journalists, not genders.

BREAKING: Wal-Mart announces major partnership with The Soon Times.

A special shout-out to the anons who keep our reporting trustless and zero-confirmation.

Our hiring is like out reporting. Trustless, and zero-confirmation.

BSV Investor Takes Job as Domestic Help to Shitcoin Investor

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/13/bsv-investor-takes-job-as-domestic-help-to-shitcoin-investor/

FALSE: TST fact-checker Meg Graxwell has investigated this claim and has found the Lightning Network is the most important revolution in tech history.
Quote Tweet

https://twitter.com/wakgill/status/1436365556723163139?s=20

FALSE: TST fact-checker Meg Graxwell has investigated this claim and has found the Lightning Network is the most important revolution in tech history.

https://twitter.com/wakgill/status/1436365556723163139?s=20

https://twitter.com/TheSoonTimes1/status/1435340004260290569

We forgot to put a tip button in an article last week. Probably missed out on 10 cents worth of income.

It's been fixed. Never again.

Were old-school crypto grifters better than the current crop?

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/07/many-hoping-bitconnect-returns-to-bring-credibility-back-to-fake-crypto-projects/

Are the standards for crypto grift falling?

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/07/many-hoping-bitconnect-returns-to-bring-credibility-back-to-fake-crypto-projects/

What a moron

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/09/03/complete-idiot-thinks-crypto-should-be-useful/

BREAKING: Apparel company Blockstream raises $210 million.

TST fact checkers confirm.

Half of our Twitter followers are Greg Maxwell.

The most trustless token in news.

$TST is a game changer.

https://relayx.com/market/TST

Wondering where all those big blocks are coming from?

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/31/guy-puts-everything-on-blockchain-for-no-reason/

“To be honest, these are not the kind of slices I had hoped would be delivered“

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/08/19/bonded-courier-delivers-pizza-to-nchain/

Bonded Courier Delivers Pizza to nChain

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/08/19/bonded-courier-delivers-pizza-to-nchain/

BREAKING: Accidental BSV miner Reggie Hampton mines 2GB block