BREAKING: Fueled mostly by tips sent to thesoontimes.com, BSV miners have mined a 2GB block.
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BREAKING: Man thinks patents prevent crime.
Elron Scubbard 5.2y
Who are these clowns still using BCH? Can't they see the writing on the wall by now? I like Roger as much as the next guy, but he has no patents or rights to the Bitcoin database. If they want a crime coin, there are already plenty of options.
It's spelled "hoodling". We're professional writers. We know.
Think you're right about crypto?
This chart proves you're wrong.
Readers asked us to add a BCH tip button. We said only if it's as dead-simple as BSV tip buttons.
It was, so we added it.
In one week, more BCH tips than last three months of BSV tips combined.
Will you let that stand?
Yeah. You will.
"It was a decisive victory, and all other opinions and sects crumbled at the sight of the chart."
Man Finally Finds Chart that Proves He’s Right and Everyone Else is Wrong
We are upstanding journalists with integrity.
As such, we'll make sure to say nice things about you in any future stories cause you tip us a lot.
Browse thesoontimes.com. You're sure to find at least one article that confirms your biases and makes rival crypto projects look dumb so you can laugh at them and share.
That's how you know you're getting the best journalism.
Also tip us. We like money.
Yes we have. We'd also like to explore the possibilities of paywalls using the TST token.
Moneybutton's WordPress paywall plugin doesn't work and no one else has a solution for journalists who can't code either.
Perhaps soon.
Doubled last week's revenue! Thank you.
We will not stop until all crypto reporting is fully trustless and zero confirmation.
People Who Insist Gov’t Can’t Kill Crypto Begging Congress Not to Kill Crypto
BREAKING: Sources say 'Gigameg' is under consideration for addition to the Oxford English Dictionary
We are so grateful!
We will now destroy our enemies.
We've made $1.50 in tips this week on thesoontimes.com.
Who says you can't build a business on BSV?
We're coming for you big media.
Someone just tried to re-org all of our articles.
Luckily WordPress has 100% of the hash and prevented it.
Kid in Basement Accidentally 51% Attacks BSV in Big Misunderstanding
We work alone.
“Sometimes you just have to take it in. He leaves me emoji-less half the time!” Our source said.
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/29/man-courageously-adds-emoji-to-craig-wright-slack-post/
Man Courageously Adds Emoji to Craig Wright Slack Post
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/29/man-courageously-adds-emoji-to-craig-wright-slack-post/
RIKERS ISLAND – Tether execs assured fellow inmates the toilet paper tokens they’ve been issuing are in fact fully backed by cigarettes and cigarette equivalents.
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/28/tether-insists-prison-token-fully-backed-by-cigarettes/
Tether Insists Prison Token Fully Backed by Cigarettes
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/28/tether-insists-prison-token-fully-backed-by-cigarettes/
BTCer: Self-Sovereignty Means Maybe Being Able to Access Money Within a Weekish Hopefully
Tether warming up their defense again
Don't read The Soon Times?
Have fun staying dumb.
BREAKING: Jack Dorsey finally tells the truth about something
https://twetch.app/t/884aeee7ea20cca5f692ef895e60c5023469c552a55074c78c14a91f3174cfff
Big news for a big bitcoin investor.
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/20/michael-saylor-takes-weekend-job-at-wendys/
Michael Saylor Takes Weekend Job at Wendy’s
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/20/michael-saylor-takes-weekend-job-at-wendys/
The year is 2035.
Craig Wright will prove he is Satoshi.
Soon.
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/07/19/dispatch-from-2035-craig-wright-tries-to-set-critics-straight/