The Soon Times Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

HUGE NEWS!

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/06/14/breaking-successful-ln-transaction-sent/

"Australia has less than one third of one percent of the global population, yet at least a third of the loudest voices in crypto seemed to be Aussies.”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/06/02/continent-of-australia-to-world-you-fell-for-crypto-you-cts/

What many have suspected now seems more plausible...

Continent of Australia to World: ‘You Fell for Crypto You C**ts’

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/06/02/continent-of-australia-to-world-you-fell-for-crypto-you-cts/

Sorry, we protect our sources.

And @5300

We're still trying to figure out how to allow TST tokens to be used to redeem special articles, submit stories, and other stuff.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/20/satirical-crypto-site-launches-token-in-totally-rational-market/

“Bitcoin is a universal truth ledger, which gets me really excited to add old coupons and stuff from my junk drawer to it and really be a part of the revolution.”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/31/guy-puts-everything-on-blockchain-for-no-reason/

Sounds like @145 is busy working on some new stuff.

Mentions: @19181, @14352, @39418, Bitpost, @145

“I’d swipe my wallet to pay a few cents to open my fridge, and pay the market rate for eggs on my own exchange where my wife and six year old also bid for egg tokens.”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/31/guy-puts-everything-on-blockchain-for-no-reason/

This changes everything.

Guy Puts Everything on Blockchain for No Reason

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/31/guy-puts-everything-on-blockchain-for-no-reason/

It is very serious, trustless reporting.

Calvin Ayre Splits Personality to Do More BSV Deals with Self

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/29/calvin-ayre-splits-personality-to-do-more-bsv-deals-with-self/

We have several articles in the hopper, but we just drank several vodka tonics, so might not be the best time to publish.

BREAKING: Lightning Network adjusts target for widespread use from 18 months to 18 billion years.

BREAKING: Just minutes in to rally, all of crypto Twitter acting like idiots again.

We have investigated and found out what's really going on with this matter:

A few weirdos on a niche social media site are mad it doesn't operate the way they imagine they'd operate it.

More as it develops.
https://twetch.app/t/0ff86c1abf4ff3a4d9739556e5c95282fc9389cb985c8194dd5012e8fb151555

500 TST tokens to anyone who can figure out how to make both clappy and moneybutton appear properly on our articles without so much space in between them, or other weird formatting. (We're on Wordpress and we don't know how to code cause journalists).

87% of BCH Transactions are Tips from One Guy

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/20/87-of-bch-transactions-are-tips-from-one-guy/

BREAKING: Tether clears up concerns by revealing the piggy bank where they keep the handful of nickels backing their tokens.

UPDATE: The Squirrel is on loan from Fabriik, who owns MoneyButton, so MB users may experience delays or rabies.

TST has investigated buybsv.com problems.

Floyd, the hamster who powers their servers, died on his wheel of unrelated causes hours after getting the on-chain Covid shot.

A squirrel has stepped in and they're back to their standard 12% tx success rate.

https://twetch.app/t/5684ad559297c639b001428df1c7538fe6254857af13f9d08615dfd515d97f04

Thank you! Unfortunately, there is no tip button with @18754, and we attempted to install Clappy Button but it wouldn't work. It kept showing up in weird places. Also it's not convenient for users because you have to setup an account when you click it.

Thank you, we do work faster and thruthier when given money.

Our investigation confirms that buybsv.com is bringing enterprise and global scale to BSV by processing 1 out of every 72 transactions successfully, a claim Visa and MasterCard cannot make.

“It’s never been about the sick gainz like I tweeted every day this year; it’s always – as long as I’ve been in it going way back to November 2020 – been about the revolution"

thesoontimes.com/2021/05/19/bitcoiners-it-was-always-about-the-tech-not-price/

Bitcoiners: ‘It Was Always About the Tech, not Price’

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/05/19/bitcoiners-it-was-always-about-the-tech-not-price/

“I don’t even know what CoinMarketCap is and haven’t looked at it in the last five minutes. It’s always been about what BTC can do, which is, like, be in memes and on pizza boxes and stuff. I’m not really sure I’ve never used it except through Robinhood.”

BREAKING: Bitcoin Stores Value Right Into the Ground

BREAKING: Peter Schiff launches solid gold Taco Truck business.

The showdown we've always wanted: Pizza vs. Tacos

https://twitter.com/TheSoonTimes1/status/1394695089239248897?s=20