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You were #11 but only by seconds. We'll send you some anyway.

All have been claimed!

Thanks.

Please do not assume TSTs gender.

We do not plan to release much more TST to the public anytime soon, so get on this if you are interested in tokens nobody knows what to do with!

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If not, do you at least value tokens that don't do anything yet?

First 10 to comment with RelayX paymail get 1,000 TST tokens each.

Is @48683 taking truthy, trustless reporting to China?

Rumors are circulating that TST may add a weekly comic.

We are a zero confirmation publication, so we cannot confirm.

TST is a voice for the voiceless, and those too cheap to buy a voice for $0.0001.

Lightning Labs informed TST that their "Help Boomers Look Cool" role will have three separate layers of interviews, plus one side interview, each of which will take ~18 months. Interviewees will need to keep Zoom open the entire time or lose their spot.
https://twetch.app/t/b21f6ad9bc20d7a7722a2912870cf5836655cb68b927cdcc2f1aa88a48b0335e

We are professionals with sources.

BREAKING: Whistleblower claims @109 obtained insider info on coming Assdrop of Non Fungible Tattoo for anyone who contributed towards @8370 campaign.

"Just who do you think will wake up with a free Dr. Roy Murphy tattoo on their ass and who won't?"

Sometimes this shit just writes itself.

https://twitter.com/lightning/status/1385268425820418049?s=20

BREAKING: Boomers running out of other boomers to sell hopium to, seeking Gen Z help.

https://twitter.com/lightning/status/1385268425820418049?s=20

TST token is the future of reporting. Eventually, we'll figure out something to do with them too.

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Not soon enough.

Still, it's not too late.

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Our writers didn't go to Harvard and therefore don't know how to write.

https://twitter.com/TheSoonTimes1/status/1384975576470073344?s=20

Thank you, but we are not here to entertain, but to delivery trustless truthiness.

BREAKING: Anonymous sources told TST they suspect @852 was conspiring to give EFTs to people who voluntarily funded features as a thank you. Some consider this unethical since it only benefits people who are fun and generous.

Our reporting is VERY serious.

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Craig Wright Loses $50B in Sticky Note Password Hack

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/21/craig-wright-loses-50b-in-sticky-note-password-hack/

We shared some TST tokens yesterday with Twetchers, and released a small amount on @18754.

What are some ideas for TST token?

-pay guest contributors in TST
-allow people to use TST to request article ideas
-loyal reader airdrops

What else?

Welcome Venmo to the club of innovators solving BTC scaling issues!

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/18/btc-solves-scaling-by-reinventing-fiat/

Nice try loser

Seeing as no stronger contestants, I guess you win. What's your relay so we can send you the TST token?

Satirical Crypto Site Launches Token in Totally Rational Market

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/20/satirical-crypto-site-launches-token-in-totally-rational-market/

No one has yet claimed the 1,000 TST tokens we're giving away.

What are some topics you'd like to see our truthy, trustless reporting on?

We have only released a very small number of tokens so far. Keep your eyes out for more ways we will share them!