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Still plenty of time!
Prove your loyalty to TST in the comments and we will award 1,000 TST tokens to the most loyal reader, as determined by the comment with the most likes tomorrow.
https://twetch.app/t/c633b5f5b53451a404b905d74b951e840507feea027c1a95c6c82905bbeb6af7
Prove your loyalty to TST in the comments and we will award 1,000 TST tokens to the most loyal reader, as determined by the comment with the most likes tomorrow.
https://twetch.app/t/c633b5f5b53451a404b905d74b951e840507feea027c1a95c6c82905bbeb6af7
you should shower you most loyal readers with tokens
COUGH COUGH
TST now has an official token, because we believe trustless reporting needs to be tokenized.
https://relayx.com/market/8bac5e96dd2f7061742d7331b0bd44f7344cb2d15e293bdcb4409fc077e7fdba_o1
Congrats to the fast movers! All 10,000 have been sent.
But stay tuned. We're exploring some fun and interesting ways to utilize TST tokens.
First 10 people to comment with their RelayX paymail will be sent 1,000 TST tokens.
A very small market is developing
https://relayx.com/market/8bac5e96dd2f7061742d7331b0bd44f7344cb2d15e293bdcb4409fc077e7fdba_o1
First 10 people to comment with their RelayX paymail will be sent 1,000 TST tokens.
Ass Tattoo Community Split On Twetch Wager Involving Cheek Ink
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/19/ass-tattoo-community-split-on-twetch-wager-involving-cheek-ink/
We are investigating.
The ass tattoo community is split. Some find this offensive, making light of the every day struggles of people with ass tattoos. Others welcome the increased awareness of challenges facing those with ass tattoos.
The latest from our network of guest contributors:
BCH Fan Shocked by /r/bitcoin Ban on 50th anniversary of BCH
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/16/bch-fan-shocked-by-r-bitcoin-ban-on-50th-anniversary-of-bch/
TST is now accepting sponsors.
Ad placement in an article relevant to your offering, or a sponsored story you get a hand in crafting.
DM us.
*This will not affect the trustless, zero-confirmation truthy standards we maintain. Unless you pay a LOT.
‘It’s Not About Price’ Guy Celebrates BSV Price Spike
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/15/its-not-about-price-guy-celebrates-bsv-price-spike/
We are proud of our journalistic integrity and courage.
I think you can tell how on-point the satire is by how suppressed the interaction is. Makin' folks sweat a bit.
If you published a sedition-free edition - I'd subscribe.
As C.S. Lewis would probably say... "Course [TST] isn't safe. But [it's] good."
"BTC libertarians upped the ante by indicating they will ardently support any and every action any government takes no matter how oppressive as long as the price of bitcoin rises."
BTC and BSV Libertarians Debate Which Parts of the State They Love Best
BREAKING: Craig Wright suing the judicial system of several countries, seeking cross-jurisdictional validation of his frequent litigator points so he can redeem them in any country without blackout dates or restrictions.
"BTC fans, who pride themselves on being based alphas who don’t care what anyone else thinks, are publicly begging every B-list celebrity in existence to please Tweet about BTC so other people will take it seriously."
Bitcoin Maximalists Offer Dignity, Future Offspring to Next Celebrity to Tweet about BTC
"So far, a raft of minor celebrities have made vague Tweets about bitcoin, which has brought temporary meaning to the lives of hundreds of BTC maximalists."
The latest from our network of guest contributors
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/09/token-ticker-wars-heat-up/
Influencer Who Discovered Bitcoin Yesterday Asked to Explain it to Congress
"The influencer added laser eyes to their profile picture yesterday, proving they know a lot about bitcoin Twitter and nothing about bitcoin."
Perhaps we should do a feature on you!
DMs open.
BREAKING: In response to Coinbase reporting on 56 million users, $335 billion in trading volume, and $1.8 billion in revenue for Q1, buybsv.com reports that in Q1 the site successfully processed 7 out of the 231 attempts to buy BSV.
*Correction: After more deliberation, the reporters in question received a stern talking to and were forced to watch the entirety of The Theory of Bitcoin series on YouTube, which we believe is even worse than being fired from TST.
Some of our reporters have said insensitive things about tendies. They have been fired.
Statement on TST Reporting of ‘Tainted Tendies’
https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/05/statement-on-tst-reporting-of-tainted-tendies/
We are reporters, not speculators. All proceeds from the sale of this item will fund trustless, truthy reporting.
https://twetch.app/twonks/cf5f4aefdcad66e39e36f1da1cc0240d8400e18bd369c49a23af52c2d1802db8/1658
It appears the tainted tendies story may have been an April Fool's joke.
We apologize for any hurt our reporting caused, or Frogs or Chickens who may have found our comments offensive to their species.
Please do not lash out at those who like tendies.
We don't report rumors. Only trustless, zero-confirmation facts.
