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Some of our reporters have said insensitive things about tendies. They have been fired.

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Will @852 provide a tendie test so users can ensure they are getting untainted tendies?

UPDATE: Tuvalu is opening the first "Super Tendie Vax" center and registering all vaccines on BSV as soon as they get internet working.

Please see our timeline for all the tendie news of the night.

FACT CHECK: No, EHR data and nChain did not host an event to plan the tainted tendie outbreak last month.

"Event 218" was a normally scheduled simulation of an NFT Salmonella outbreak.

Please get your tendie vax.

We are monitoring the fast developing tainted tendies story. We have fact-checkers standing by to counter any wild conspiracies or false narratives.

Stay safe. Get the tendie vax please.

Some experts also told TST that even if you've never been exposed to tendies or anyone who has, the safest bet is to add a mask to your avatar and get a tendie vaccine registered on BSV with EHR data.

Medical experts say the best way to prevent the worst symptoms is to purge tendies from your system asap.

(We will accept them if you purge them in our direction)

https://twetch.app/t/d46e0b09cac698a385310aa83decb072161664419ddf301090f0663e965e4c11

UPDATE: New information reveals it may have been a malicious actor, possibly Greg Maxwell, who snuck in a tainted batch.

The story continues to develop

BREAKING: Insider leak claims latest batch of $tendies tainted with Salmonella

More as it develops

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"Wright, in addition to being a computer security expert who has been hacked more than anyone on the planet, was also a Michelin rated sous-chef, a pumpkin gardener, and a pastor at various points in his life."

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Craig Wright Asks Judge to Grant Him Untithed Earnings from Former Congregation

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/04/01/craig-wright-asks-judge-to-grant-him-untithed-earnings-from-former-congregation/

“I’ve studied the Old Testament, and you can’t fucking skimp on weekly tithes to the local church. Let’s just see how that turns out. The Kingdom of God is a kingdom of law!” -- Craig Wright

Our sources wouldn't allow us to disclose receipts, but we are confident the total over several years of work was in the $50 ballpark.

Litecoin Founder Who Spent $50 Developing LTC and Sold the Top Questions Calvin Ayre’s Commitment to BSV

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/31/litecoin-founder-who-spent-50-developing-ltc-and-sold-the-top-questions-calvin-ayres-commitment-to-bsv/

"Pomp reassured bitcoin Twitter by posting variations of, “I like bitcoin”. The posts garnered several thousand retweets and tens of thousands of likes by deeply philosophical and completely not crazed bitcoin investors."

https://tpow.app/bf73b881

Pomp’s Banal Bitcoin Tweet Sends Price Surging

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/27/pomps-banal-bitcoin-tweet-sends-price-surging/

We are contracting with Andrew O'Hagan on this piece. Currently some disagreement about the nature of the NDAs involved.

Our lawyers are ready.

We have proof.

Idiot Streamers Launch Token

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/26/idiot-streamers-to-launch-token/

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Alex Jones Claims NSA Hackers Turning Frog Avatars Gay

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/25/alex-jones-claims-nsa-hackers-turning-frog-avatars-gay/

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