The Soon Times Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

Wait a minute... @33 just followed us, but it still says 99 followers?

Did one of you cowards leave, or is Twetch gaming the algo to hide our hard-hitting journalism?

TST's historic 100th Twetch follower.

Welcome to truth.

We are vigilante. We will expose any scams immediately. (If it seems fun and easy to write about.)

We have 99 followers.

Who wants to make history?

Hypertokenization is here.

Token of Token of Token Selling for 20x Original Token

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/23/token-of-token-of-token-selling-for-20x-original-token/

"Can you imagine 24/7, nothing but toxic Twitter maxis in real life everywhere you turn, inside a small dome with limited oxygen supply? I could. It’s all I thought about for years.”

https://tpow.app/30849774

The future of reporting, reporting from the future.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/22/the-citadel-turns-out-to-be-lonely-devoid-of-women/

What happens when you get everything you ever wanted?

‘The Citadel’ Turns Out to Be Lonely, Devoid of Women

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/22/the-citadel-turns-out-to-be-lonely-devoid-of-women/

Still entertaining offers.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/09/buy-this-article-as-an-nft-for-2-5m/

“The way you get trustless currency is by trusting the people who are in control of the fiat system to act honestly even when it doesn’t benefit them”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/18/btc-solves-scaling-by-reinventing-fiat/

CashApp IOUs mean BTC may adopt a new title for the whitepaper:

“Bitcoin: A React Native-to-Jack Dorsey-to-Wells Fargo Electronic Fractional Reserve System.”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/18/btc-solves-scaling-by-reinventing-fiat/

Thank you to user @1850 for the quote.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/18/btc-solves-scaling-by-reinventing-fiat/

BTC Solves Scaling by Reinventing Fiat

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/18/btc-solves-scaling-by-reinventing-fiat/

Bitcoin Nerd Disappointed by Arrival of Cool People to Crypto

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/17/bitcoin-nerd-disappointed-by-arrival-of-cool-people-to-crypto/

“We thought when it became a big deal, we’d finally be the cool people. Instead, already cool people just hopped in without knowing shit about bitcoin and took all the attention."

https://tpow.app/918987c9

Influencer Who Discovered Bitcoin Yesterday Asked to Explain it to MSNB, Congress

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When we hit 100 followers on Twetch, we will publish a story quoting the 100th follower.

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“I’m Not Really Sure How It Works” Admits ETH Boss Vitalik Buterin

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/15/im-not-really-sure-how-it-works-admits-eth-boss-vitalik-buterin/

“At this point, there’s no real pressure to know what this thing is that billions of dollars and manhours are pouring into. I mean, developers seem to like it more the less sense it makes.” - Vitalik Buterin

https://tpow.app/b198e448

We have not been able to find a reporter on our staff capable of covering Mr. Murphy adequately. It is too taxing on their average intellects.

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FULL STORY

Leak Reveals nChain Businesses Plan

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/13/leak-reveals-nchain-businesses-plan/

One of the hazards of a fully truthy blockchain based social platform.

Thank you duck.

This is a common mistake. nChain is a spin-off group that splintered from rapper 2 Chainz.

BREAKING TST Exclusive -

nChain announces 3-Step Business Plan:

1. All of our enemies will be thrown in jail
2. ?
3. Profit

TST guest Gonzo Journalist contributes an in-depth look at the world of BSV developers.

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/12/a-look-into-the-starving-bsv-developers-world/