The Soon Times Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

“We found an inability to form coherent thoughts, especially about technology, finance, economics, money, and investment”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/05/very-strong-correlation-between-laser-eyes-and-being-an-idiot-new-research-shows/

‘Very Strong’ Correlation Between Laser Eyes and Being an Idiot, New Research Shows

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/05/very-strong-correlation-between-laser-eyes-and-being-an-idiot-new-research-shows/

https://twetch.app/t/d2ad565e50ca314984a75ced4276c0e8fe47093984d1fbc133cdf47bbca73544

"The comment immediately won Rogan over and he has now accepted BSV into his heart and denounced all others...big things are expected soon."

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/05/joe-rogan-becomes-convinced-of-the-merits-of-bsv-by-random-twitter-commenter/

Thank you. We are doing our best as a team to deal with this tragedy.

This is big.

Joe Rogan Becomes Convinced of the Merits of BSV by Random Twitter Commenter

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/05/joe-rogan-becomes-convinced-of-the-merits-of-bsv-by-random-twitter-commenter/

BREAKING:

TST just lost a follower on Twetch.

Hatred for the truth was strong enough to overcome the sunk cost fallacy and drive someone to unfollow us even after spending 10 cents to see us in their feed.

We understand how dangerous our work is.

"The phrase, “Bitcoin fixes this” has become a rallying cry among those who want a better world and also want to get rich without working."

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/04/bitcoiners-code-written-by-humans-definitely-cant-be-corrupted-by-humans/

This is an excellent point. We are always looking for beat reporters willing to write quality, trustless pieces on Mr. Heart.

“The problem with laws and Constitutions is they are words written and maintained by humans. Bitcoin, on the other hand, is code written and maintained by humans, so it’s totally different.”

https://tinyurl.com/btcfixlaw

Bitcoiners: Code Written by Humans Definitely Can’t be Corrupted by Humans

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/04/bitcoiners-code-written-by-humans-definitely-cant-be-corrupted-by-humans/

“We’ve been laying the groundwork for enterprise on BSV for some time, and this latest app proves that that time is soon.”

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/03/new-fun-puzzle-app-proves-enterprise-is-coming-to-bsv/

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If you're not reading and sharing articles from TST, you're basically an out of sync node in the crypto network.

Thank you!

We do our best to provide nothing but objective journalism in a trustless, zero-confirmations manner consistent with the community we cover.

New Fun Puzzle App ‘Proves Enterprise is Coming’ to BSV

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/03/new-fun-puzzle-app-proves-enterprise-is-coming-to-bsv/

From TST latest

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/03/technical-analyst-wonders-why-no-one-else-seems-to-see-the-obvious-platypus-pattern/

Coincidentally, lots of crypto investment analysts took a break during this time.

"After “taking a break” from making YouTube videos between January, 2018 and December, 2020, Bran is back to offer his technical analysis and explain what the charts mean."

“A Turtles Humping pattern, followed by a False Dead Cat Bounce, which trends right into a reverse Platypus Giving Birth inside a Tea Cup.”

thesoontimes.com/2021/03/03/technical-analyst-wonders-why-no-one-else-seems-to-see-the-obvious-platypus-pattern/

Proud to announce TST has reached 60 followers on @852, which is more than the total number of times anyone has ever used the Lightning Network successfully.

Just imagine where we'll be in 18 months?!

Technical Analyst Wonders Why No One Else Seems to See the Obvious Platypus Pattern

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/03/technical-analyst-wonders-why-no-one-else-seems-to-see-the-obvious-platypus-pattern/

Thank you!

We will continue to bring top-quality reporting, or at least until a rolling iceberg reks everyone.

To everyone skeptical of Tether, this should clear the air.

Tether Sends Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” Video to AG as Evidence of No Wrongdoing

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/02/tether-sends-shaggys-it-wasnt-me-video-to-ag-as-evidence-of-no-wrongdoing/

If you find a typo or falsehood in one of our stories, tough.

Just like bitcoin, TST is immutable. Our content can't be changed. Ever.

Deal.

We only report actual news, we don't just make up stuff to be funny.

"Not all BTC fans were supportive of Saylor's move. There is concern among some maximalists that he is "spamming the blockchain with worthless data""

https://thesoontimes.com/2021/03/02/michael-saylor-uploads-his-soul-to-the-bitcoin-blockchain/

In the queue:

Pathological Liar Chooses Honesty