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Coin Telegraph? Coindesk? Coingeek? Bitcoin.com?

Amateurs.

TST is bringing light and truth to the dark crypto space.

thesoontimes.com

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If you've enjoyed our reporting, just wait.

BIG stories.

Soon.

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Stories in the queue:

Michael Saylor Uploads His Soul to the Bitcoin Blockchain

Crypto Guy Constantly Uses Phrase “Schelling Point” for No Apparent Reason

Man Who’s Never Had Money Can Teach You How It Works

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More stories in the queue:

Single Anonymous Twitter Account Controls 60% of Decentralized Currencies

Aging ‘Degen’ Questions Life Choices

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Our reporting mirrors the industry we cover.

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We agree!

It's a highly competitive, thankless job, but we're always looking for top talent willing to follow anonymous leaders.

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Our reporting is like a good crypto project:

-Trustless
-Zero confirmations
-Mostly kinda anonymous
-Veneer of decentralization
-Threatening to the status quo
-Not easy for normies to understand
-Full of contentious forks

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A lot happens in crypto.

The Soon Times is your trustless, zero confirmations source of news.

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We have a very diverse staff.

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We do giveaways daily.

We're giving away the unvarnished truth in all its factiness. Free.

You're welcome.

twetch#15598 5.6y

Maybe a giveaway? People seem to like those.

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We only have 44 followers.

Maybe the truth is too much for Twetchers to handle?

We don't believe that. Spread the word.

More stories soon.

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We don't take sides in meme wars, as we are an objective source of trustless news, but thank you for the mention.

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15% backed 100% of the time.

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We'd have to pay back all $9.87 we've earned. Our integrity is worth at least $12.

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It seems we have been stuck at #9 on the leaderboard all day.

This may warrant our investigative team's attention. Something seems a bit fishy.

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Thank you!

Please note this will in no way affect our reporting on you. We maintain objectivity and journalistic integrity.

(However if you are interested, puff pieces start at $500.)

twetch#678 5.6y

🤣🤣🤣 lmao!

/pay @38094 $5

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BREAKING: TST servers have been hacked and our MB tip jar raided.

We are seeking legal action against devs to get replacement coins issued immediately.

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We are the most trustless news in crypto.

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We apologize for pain caused by truthiness.

Our lawyers are ready for any incoming lawrsoons.