A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
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Some people don’t have Twetch and I don’t know why
What is your most used emoji?
GOODMORNING TWETCH
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak.
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twetch#18004 6.2y
If you could travel in time, what would you want to see?
/poll [The past,The future,Stay in 2020 forever]
If you could travel in time, what would you want to see?
/poll [The past,The future,Stay in 2020 forever]
What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.
3A for me 😬
Happy Monday. Let’s get this 🍞!
14 more followers to 100!
Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.
Sharing is caring
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning. It would be truly alarming.
Would you rather be able to talk too..
/poll [Land animals,Animals that fly,Underwater animals ]
It’s a good morning to stack some Sats
Branch this Twetch.
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twetch#2022 6.2y
If BSV goes over $2,000 in the next 2 months I will give everyone that retweets / branches this $1,000
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.