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Who wins the NBA championship
/poll [Lakers,Clippers,Bucks,Rockets,Other]
Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
Up up and away
These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
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What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
How do you drink your coffee?
/poll [Black,Add sugar,Add cream,Add sugar & cream,I drink tea]
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
Clones are people two.
HUMPDAY 🐪
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.
How is your Tuesday?
/poll [Good,Bad,Inbetween]
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Good morning! It’s 4:48 AM right now, but do you know what a dentist’s favorite time of day is?
Tooth-hurty...
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and brought it back. Seems a little far fetched.