How many times have you Twetched?
/poll [1-100,101-500,500-999,1000+]
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So close to breaking 600...
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline ... She hit the ceiling!
Andddd it’s Monday again.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What’s the best way to spend a Sunday?
/poll [Playing Golf,Watching Golf ,Playing and watching Golf,Everything else]
Sunday = Golf
What does a dog say when he sits down on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff!
Up up up
Major League Baseball is back!
How is your Saturday?
/poll [Good,Bad,Inbetween]
The golfer brought an extra pair of pants in case he got a hole in one.
GOODMORNING TWETCH
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.
When the kids ask me for money I ask them if they've already answered all their @13796 prompts yet
We noticed that some people who signed up originally never proceeded to Obsurv to collect their $0.30. You must've of been one of them. Thanks for using Obsurv and branching our post.
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together. It's hard for them to stay in sink.
GOODMORNING TWETCH
Does this mean I have no memory of having memories?