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I got you

Why couldn’t the dead car drive into the cluttered garage? Lack of vroom.

He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.

I feel sorry for shopping carts. They’re always getting pushed around.

Open bar vibes

I used to work at a hairdresser but i just wasn’t cut out for it.

Stacking Sats

HAPPY FRIDAY!

What do you call it when a group of apes start a company?

Monkey business.

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple

Golf is fun

When the kids are getting along

Let’s make this 🍞

@9823 😬

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

GOODMORNING TWETCH

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

Lazy Sunday incoming