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This is fuckin hysterical tho

My mans out here stirrin the twetch pot every night lol

Here have another

Here have a dollar

Amidst a flood of bots Randy stood idle and let this great nation be laid to waste. I was left with no choice but to defect from his lost and lawless regime.

or they stoned and sleepin in tbh

contested election incoming

“incumbent”

PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT

Randy Marsh hates oxygen. He wants you to wear a mask forever. He wants you choked and silenced.

Randy Marsh was once arrested for taking his clothes off and assaulting a parent at a children’s basketball game.

Oh my.....

Randy Marsh once took a woman hostage because he was afraid the community would find out about his embarrassingly undersized genitals.

Dis look like tegridy to you? Dis a man you want leading your children’s future?

Here I’ll make it easy

Someone plz look at $ostk 1D chart good grief charlie brown

OOOF

Go look at this article. You don't have to read it, just look at it. How can anyone possibly focus on the content? My brain hurts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8875201/Has-Covid-killed-flu.html

Yes someone once said happiness is reality minus expectations...I often remind myself of that one and suddenly life is peachy again

I've rented a few houses for trips in the past but I just prefer a hotel. Never really had a need for Uber but probably makes sense for a lot of people in a lot of situations.

I don't have facebook. I joined facebook in 2004, my freshman year of college, but have not been on it in at least 4 years. Hard to dump twitter.

NEVER EVER.

I use pandora every once in a great while. I like music too but I have an itunes library loaded w albums. I used doordash twice.

I am the greatest anomaly of mankind.

Give me one good reason to use any of them

Never used:
-Uber/Lyft
-Spotify
-Robinhood
-Snapchat
-Instagram
-Venmo
-Airbnb
-Grubhub
-Pintrest

Sir im still on Twitter please stand down

Fuck why is there a Coach Letterman bot

Sorry brother