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Never in my life have I seen so many people outdoors walking dogs, jogging, skateboarding, rollerblading, biking, playing, etc.

I thought there was a virus going around.

Me: I’m so bored, I think I’ll roam the empty streets limping, with my arms outstretched saying, “Brains.....brains!!!”

Husband: I think you might actually get shot right now if you do that.

Me: Ok fine, never mind. I’ll just do it at the grocery store.

It literally blows my mind that the world economy put itself on hold over something less severe than a zombie apocalypse. I never ever would’ve thought people would agree to this extremity. Are we sure this isn’t all a dream? It’s just too unbelievable.

And John Galt is real too, that’s we’re all here hanging out. 😉

Kids to adults: “Now you remember what it’s like to be grounded!”

Quick! Get to your panic room if you hope to live! 😉

Totally. Imagine thinking any of it is a dems vs reps issue. They’re both same side of the coin. Just a distraction from the bigger picture.

Can I get my handout in bitcoin?

Exactly! The panic is just so overblown over something like a bad cold (many have no symptoms). Is it more deadly? That’s HIGHLY debatable. More people panic, more get tested (more so than the widespread seasonal flu), therefore more documented casualties.

Perfect. We don’t need them.

Everything’s negotiable if you try.

Nailed it

Broke: crying that things close down

Woke: offering to pay for private privilege use

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It’s the REAL Me Too

Not gonna lie, I’m very disappointed in the group think taking place at this time. The world is collectively creating a snowball effect over an illness that should be thought about rationally. Already it’s in every location tested. Think about that.

That’s creative. Could be.

This is all an elaborate wag the dog situation that‘ll come to light in due time. Since when have govts encouraged panic like this? Since when have they compromised the whole economy? This is a disguise for failed monetary policy & infinite QE.
#checkmate

How’d that dragon get on the end of it? I didn’t put that there. 🧐

And now the CEO of Lockheed Martin stepped down today. Could it be because they aren’t too-big-to-fail this second time around and they don’t want to be at the helm when all those buybacks implode?
Who knows.

I get such a kick out of the saying “more than half a dozen” because it’s such a pathetic attempt to imply “a lot”.

So you mean.....just seven? 😑

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In a real disaster we’re all gonna pick up TP for pennies on the dollar once those crazies realize they can’t poop when they run out of real food. They can’t eat because they don’t know jack about cooking rice and dry beans, or what to do w/bags of flour.

That’s the spirit

Srsly.....in Trump’s address today, he’s either got the virus or tired as all hell. Anyone consider the implications if he gets hospitalized with the virus or worse?

That’s called Economic Endgame.

Go eat a pack of bacon and try to remain optimistic.

What gave you the clue?