https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZdlVwQvXjo

Well, apparently UFO disclosure has reached the final stage: Dr Phil is on the case.

Forget presidents, intelligence agencies and military commanders with top-secret clearance. When humanity finally discovers we're not alone in the universe, apparently the person entrusted to break it down for us is the bloke who spent decades telling dysfunctional families to "get real".

Dr Phil warns that the government knows more about UFOs than it's telling us and explores what might happen if extraterrestrial life were confirmed. Fair enough—but you have to admire the timeline where alleged secrets capable of rewriting physics, religion and human civilisation somehow end up being discussed by Dr Phil.

Imagine being an alien travelling millions of light-years using technology beyond human comprehension, only to arrive on Earth and discover your existence is being analysed by Dr Phil.

And just when you're contemplating humanity's place in the cosmos—commercial break! Buy some gold.

Top-secret alien disclosure apparently comes with investment opportunities.