https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Xsk3vG0WE

Why settle for reading the Bible when you can apparently astral-project directly to Jesus for a private interview? In this episode, our spiritual correspondent travels to another dimension and discovers Jesus as a gigantic swirling golden energy being with tentacle-like "wispies" connecting him to millions of souls. Totally normal stuff.

Naturally, Jesus then provides exclusive insights about humanity's future—including an incoming "Christ consciousness" frequency that's apparently going to shoot out from Earth's core and travel through our root chakras. When exactly? Nobody knows. Five years? Our lifetime? Conveniently, time works differently in higher dimensions.

We also learn that reality is basically a "fever dream", manifestation shapes our lives and the greatest awakening humanity has ever experienced is just around the corner.

Evidence? None required. Apparently, "coming directly from the source" is enough.

Unverifiable conversations with Jesus, Galactic Federation mythology and vague predictions with no deadline? The New Age grifter bingo card just hit another jackpot.