https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugml5-XDbQ

Kenneth Copeland wants you to understand that his private jet isn't about luxury.

It's ministry.

Apparently, flying commercial means you might have to sit next to ordinary people, and that's simply no way to raise donations for God.

Jesus, meanwhile, seemed to have a slightly different business model. He walked almost everywhere, rode a donkey into Jerusalem, and in Matthew 6:5–6 taught his followers not to pray publicly for attention, but to pray privately: "When you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen."

Somewhere between the donkey and the Gulfstream, the message appears to have picked up a few upgrades.

These days, salvation apparently comes with leather seats, champagne altitude and a maintenance bill that could feed a small country.

But don't worry—it's all for the Kingdom.

Just keep those donations flowing, because nothing says humility quite like asking struggling families to fund another multi-million-dollar aircraft.

It's amazing how often God seems to want exactly the same things that luxury CEOs do.